who knows their paycheck guide?

The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our employees better understand their paychecks: gross pay=$1,222.02 income tax=$244.40 outgoing tax=$45.21 state tax=$11.61 interstate tax=$61.10 regional tax=$6.11 city tax=$12.22 rural tax=$4.44 back tax=1.11 front tax=$1.16 side tax=$1.61 up tax=$2.22 thumb tax=$3.93 carpet tacks=$0.98 stadium tax=$0.69 flat tax=$8.32 corporate tax=$2.60 tic tacs=$1.98 parking fee=$5.00 life insurance=$5.85 health insurance=$16.23 dental insurance=$4.50 mental insurance=$4.33 reassurance=$0.11 disability=$2.50 ability=$0.25 liability=$3.41 unreliability=$10.99 coffee==$6.85 coffee cups=$66.51 floor rental=$16.85 chair rental=$0.32 desk rental=$4.32 union dues=$5.85 union don'ts=$3.77 cash advance=$0.69 cash retreats=$121.35 overtime=$1.26 undertime=$54.83 eastern time=$9.00 central time=$8.00 mountain time=$7.00 pacific time=$6.00 time out=$12.21 water=$16.54 heat=$51.42 cool air=$26.83 hot air=$20.00miscellaneous=$113.2... sundry=$12.09 various=$8.01 net take home pay=$0.02 thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. All questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustration, irritation, aggravation, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations, or input should be directed elsewhere. Have a nice week
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