quit my job, gather all the money and credit cards that I have, and move to Las Vegas, where I will live in a hotel in a casino. Under God's watchful eye, I plan on quadrupling my money, and then quadrupling that money. Then perhaps I will get a bank account and let the money sit in there and collect interest. Cocaine is too expensive for my minimum wage job to pay for, and I don't want to have to use crack instead of cocaine, because I don't want to damage my veins. Also, I found out recently that I am pregnant with triplets, and I will need to support them, so I'll probably dilute some of my cocaine with cornstarch and sugar so I can sell it to a lot more people and make enough money. Since I won't have a job, I'll also probably file for income from the state to help me support them. My teeth are rotting, and I have horrible breath and sometimes I have a hard time breathing, and have occasional seizures, and I have no medical or dental insurance to cover myself, I'm going to need to be able to pay the medical bills somehow, so don't judge me. When I get enough money from gambling, I am going to buy a large house on some property in Nebraska, where I will have a farm and be able to openly use whenever I want without worrying about police being everywhere, or neighbors watching me. So, I guess what I need to know is, is there some way to achieve this new lifestyle? What are some secrets to gambling to ensure success? And how can I hide my cocaine addiction better from the security in the casino until then?
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